Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say "people like this are out there."

Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan have a fight to the death. Who will win? Everybody.

Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes.

Lindsay Lohan walked into a bank to withdraw some money. The bank clerk asked: "Can you identify yourself?" Lindsay opened her handbag, looked in a mirror and said: "Yes, it's definitely me." Heard a report about Lindsay Lohan getting busted with coke in her car. That's a story? Call me when they find a book in her car. Dave Attell I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her. Zoe Lyons