"How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?" *I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.#Twitter#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER.#Twitter#Er#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed.#Twitter#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you're famous and your name suddenly becomes a Twitter trending topic, you are probably dead.#Twitter#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"I'll catch up with you, I just have to make ONE more joke on Twitter" (How I'd die in a horror movie)#Twitter#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp