Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes? I bet he has to leave the room.

I feel like if Joe Biden and Kanye West were involved in a Freaky Friday scenario no one would notice for months.

REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face.