trump is putting everyone who works at goldman sachs in the government so that there's no one left to run GS and they go out of business

Of course Goldman Sachs called their clients ""muppets"" Some of them ended up living in garbage cans.

Hillary is single handedly taking on the pay gap. And here I thought all those speeches fees from Goldman Sachs were for political favour.

Once in a village, a Goldman Sachs manager... announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs 20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further …