😄 News report: Al-Qaida training monkeys to use AK-47s in battle. Not only is that scary, it's pretty ...

News report: Al-Qaida training monkeys to use AK-47s in battle. Not only is that scary, it's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever heard.

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