Accidentally pressed 2 for Spanish and Donald Trump's security team came out of nowhere to deport me.#Donald#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity.#Donald#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.#Mickeys#Donald#Animals#Religion+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.#Donald#Donald Duck#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball.#Donald#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp