When I jerk off I'm not a fancy restaurant about it, I'm more like McDonalds Fast, easy, and you don't have to get out of the car

A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead... were driving down a desert road when the car runs out of gas. Realizing the gas station is still 10 miles ahead, they each decide to take one item with them. The Blonde asks the Brunette, ""What are you going to take?"". The Brunette responds, ""I am going to take these sodas with us just in case we get thirsty, we have something to drink."" The Blonde then asks the Redhead, ""What are you going to take?"". The Redhead responds , ""Well I guess I'll take the …

I can't wait till I have kids so I can drive slowly past McDonalds and tell them there's food at home when they ask for some..

I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle