One day, a man takes his only child to a comic shop (warning: text wall approaching) The only child has one neighbor who lives across the street. They're an elderly couple. Nobody of his age that he would like. Unfortunately, the child is home-schooled, too, so he has no chance of making friends at school. The child's parents decide that they should get him into comics in hopes that he might realize that some of the greatest heroes didn't have friends as a child, either. The child, at the age of…

2 guys at a restaurant 2 guys are at a restaurant on the roof of a tall building. the 1st guy says, 'I bet you a beer that I can jump off the ledge and the wind will blow me right back up to this restaurant.' the 2nd guy says, 'you're on!' (not sure if he was kidding or not) So the 1st guy jumps off the tower, and sure enough the wind blows him right back up The 2nd guy says, 'that's amazing! I bet you a beer you can't do it again!' The 1st guy laughs, jumps off the tower *again*, and sure enoug…

A boy wishes to be Batman... One day, a small ten year old boy was playing with his favorite Batman action figures in his attic when he found a strange lamp. Noticing how dusty it was, he decided to polish it a little. Before he knew it, out flew a magic genie. "Greetings!" said the genie. "In exchange for freeing me, I will grant you one wish." Without skipping a beat, the boy said "I want to be Batman!" Sighing and taking on a grim expression, the genie materialized a bandana and gun out …

My favorite joke Two guys are drinking in the restaurant atop the Space Needle on a windy day. Man 1: You... You know... When it is this windy, you can jump off the edge, and the wind will blow you back on. Man 2: Bull. Man 1: No man, I'm telling you. The wind just blows you back on. Here, let me show you. The two men drunkily sneak outside and stand on the edge. When another gust comes, the first man leaps off the edge. He floats in the wind for a moment, and sure enough, the wind whips h…