One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, ""Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."" He asked how. She said ""I saw a man's private part."" He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. The second nun comes in and says, ""Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."" He asked how. ""I touched a man's private parts."" He told her to wash her hands in holy water. Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting. The fourth nun said, ""I'm…

Three Nuns are walking down an alley after church. A man jumps out in a trench coat and exposes himself to them. The first Nun has a stroke. The second Nun has a stroke. But the third Nun doesn't touch him.

Three nuns die and go to heaven Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter says ""Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want."" The first nun says ""I want to be Sophia Loren"" and POOF she's gone. The second says ""I want to be Madonna"" and POOF she's gone. The third says ""I want to be Sara Pipalini."" St Peter looks perplexed. ""Who?"" asks St Peter ""Sara Pipa…

Three nuns sitting on a park bench ... ... A flasher comes up and opens his trench-coat in front of them, exposing himself completely. The first nun is horrified, she has a stroke, right there on the spot. The second nun is shocked, *she* has a stroke. The third nun was too offended to touch it.