A guy walks into a bar carrying a briefcase. He pulls up a stool at the bar and orders a drink. He opens his briefcase and a tiny little man about a foot tall climbs out, hauls out a tiny little piano behind him, sits down on a little stool and commences playing a flawless Chopin etude. All this time the guy down the bar is staring in amazement, jaw dropping. ""Where did you get that little guy?"" he asks the first guy. ""Well, I was out walking on the beach and found this lamp,"" he says, hauli…

A guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar carrying a box under his arm. The bartender looks up and asks him what he wants to drink then asks him what he is carrying around in the box. The guy just says ""Oh it's nothing"" and drinks his drink. The bartender persists and asks him again about the box. The guy relents and opens up the box and a tiny man pops out, bows and starts playing Chopin on a tiny piano. The bartender is amazed and asks the man where he came across such an amazing oddi…

Hamster act A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, ""If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, will you let me drink for free tonight?"" The bartender says, ""Let me see and I'll consider it."" So the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a miniature piano and a hamster. The hamster sits in front of the piano and starts playing. And not just banging out ""Chopsticks"", the hamster is plays Chopin, some ragtime, and even some rock and roll. After a few minutes the bartende…

A man walks into a bar … A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would you let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?" The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "It would have to be something spectacular to take that offer." The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar. He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, who is only 1 foot tall, and a little piano. The piano…