A couple of women are playing golf on one sunny Saturday morning... The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball veered off into a foursome of men. Indeed the ball hit one of the men who then immediately clasped his hand near his crotch and went into a fetal position. The women rushed to his side and started to apologize. She said ""Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist, I can relieve your pain."" he denies the help and continues to roll around in his fetal position. After minutes of begging the women is finally allowed to help the man. First she unzipps his pants and starts to massage him. Once she is done she asks, ""how do you feel now?"" the man replies ""that felt great but my THUMB still hurts a lot!""