A forester and a Lawyer die... So a Forester and a Lawyer die and go to heaven. They're greeted at the gates by their guide. He motions for them to follow and leads them down a beautiful, gold washed path. At the end of the path they reach a solid gold mansion, glittering in the sun. The Guide turns to the Lawyer and says,""This is where you will spend eternity. We hope it's to your liking."" The Lawyer thanks him profusely and enters the mansion. The guide motions to the Forester and they move …

A priest and a lawyer had both died, after what seemed like eternity they finally stood before the pearly gates of heaven. Suddenly the gates open and a bright angel of God apears before them. ""Welcome to the kingdom of Heaven, please get in my carriage and I will show you to your new homes"" says the angel. The priest and the lawyer oblige and climb aboard. As they travel they see roads of gold and jewels. Houses large and small. Finally they approach the first house. It is large and beautiful…

A couple crash their car before getting married When they arrive at heavens gates they ask saint peter if they could get married in heaven saint peter says he will have a look. After six months he returns saying that they can. After one year they go to saint peter asking for a divorce. To which saint peter replies with "" DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND A PRIEST? HOW AM I GOING TO FIND A LAWYER?!

Laughter From the Pearly Gates An engineer dies and presents himself at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets And escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy One day, God calls Satan and says: ""…