Ed Zachary A lady was having a hard time getting a date. After months of trying everything she could think of, she went to the doctors to see if there was anything she could do to improve her love life. The receptionist explained that her usual doctor was on vacation, and she was going to be seen by Dr. Chang. She waited in the exam room for a while and finally Dr. Chang entered. After explaining her issues Dr. Chang said ""Ok, now you take off your croves."" The lady thought this was odd, but took off her clothes and stood in front of the doctor. ""Now, you get on your hands and knees and crawl to other side of room."" he instructed. The lady, still thinking it odd, was desperate so she did as instructed. ""Now crawl back to me from other side of room."" Dr. Chang ordered. Wanting desperately for any results, the lady crawled back to Dr. Chang on her hands and knees. After much thought Dr. Chang was ready to give his diagnosis. ""I am a verry sorry."" said Dr. Chang, ""but you have Ed Zachary disease, and you can never get date."" ""Oh, no what is that?!"" said the worried lady. The Dr. replied ""Ed Zachary disease...your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.""