me: did you know beethoven was deaf date: the dog? me: of course the dog

My niece thinks she's more mature than me because she listens to Beethoven. His movies sucked plus why would I wanna listen to dog music?

A joke the owner of the pizzeria I work at told me while listening to Beethoven. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? Because it wouldn't stop saying ""Bach, Bach, Bach.""

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius? Fur Elise