BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach.""

I bought a parrot at an auction... I bought a parrot at an auction, hoping that a companion might help me get through some tough times. The car ride home, the parrot had been quiet and an uneasy tension was building. Throughout the first night, my parrot remained quiet, but the next morning, I awoke to a machine-gun sequence of swear words, rude insults, and some of the dirtiest jokes I had ever heard. I was shocked, to say the least. In an attempt to correct the parrot's behavior, I would …

Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach