The Oreo Joke This is a two part joke that is best told by two people in a social setting. The first person has to be willing to bomb a joke while the second person comes in later with the second part and saves the joke. **Part one** (make sure you open with a good joke or two then close with this first part and be excited about it) : An oreo delivery man is driving his truck on a road along the beach. After a while he hears *Rap! rap! rap!* on his window. He rolls down his window and sees an oreo on the sill. ""Whatchu want oreo?!"" naturally the oreo didn't say anything, so the man says, ""leave me alone oreo!"" and rolls up his window. A couple minutes later the driver hears *Rap! rap! rap!* again. He rolls down the window and asks, ""Whatchu want, OREO!"" once again the oreo says nothing because oreos can't talk and the driver says, ""oreo, if you knock on my window one more time, imma throw you in the ocean!"" he angrily rolls up his window. after a while he hears *Rap! rap! rap!* again. He rolls down his window and asks, ""WHAT YOU WANT OREO!?"" of course the oreo says nothing, so the man grabs him and chucks him in the ocean. at this point ppl are all, ""WTF mate?"" wait a couple minutes, hours, days w/e just make sure the second part is told to the same group of people. so the second person says they have a joke and **starts off**: A guy is planning on proposing to his girlfriend of two years. He has an extravagant night planned with a romantic dinner and a fancy hotel on the beach to retire to. while his girlfriend is getting ready in the hotel, the man takes a walk along the beach contemplating how and when to propose during dinner. he is fingering the ring in his pocket when all of a sudden a huge swell knocked him on his ass and he lost the ring. later at dinner he is freaking out. he doesn't know what to tell his girlfriend. the waiter comes by and they order their food. she gets the steamed clams and he gets the mahi mahi. eventually he decides to just tell his gf what happened. ""honey, i have something to confess."" just then the waiter comes and delivers their food interrupting his confession. his gf begins to dig into her clams and asks, ""what were you saying?"" and just as the man is about to start explaining what happened she opens a clam and gasps with surprise- guess what is in the clam? *pause for effect* an oreo!