3 engineers are arguing about what kind of engineer God is...... and the mechanical engineer says, ""Just look at the muscular system, all the fluid dynamics and joints. God was clearly a mechanical engineer."" To which the electrical engineer says. ""No, no, no, just look at the nervous system! The way impulses are sent all over the body and how the brain stores information; God was clearly an electrical engineer."" ""I'm sorry guys, God was a civil engineer. "" says the civil engineer. "" No one else would run a waste disposal pipeline right through the entertainment district.""