Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.

Being a software engineer is pretty cool because I can just stare at my screen/zone out & if anybody questions me I say I'm optimizing code

My parents just got their first computer. Nigeria, go easy on my inheritance.

[1st day in Senate] Me: I'm against genetic engineering Scientist: We've developed kids w/ volume knobs Me: How much funding do you need