ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good

Proper Manners There was an all male class being held and the teacher decided to pose a question on proper manners. The teacher asks his class, ""If you are on a date with a woman at a nice restaurant and you wish to pee in the bathroom, how do you properly excuse yourself?"" The first student raises his hand and says, ""I'll say I have to go take a piss"". The teacher says that's the wrong answer because it's too rude. The second student raises his hand and says, ""I'll say that have to use the…

My favorite joke my mom told me from my childhood. - A kindergarten teachers birthday. A kindergarten teacher is having her birthday and three of her students decided to bring her a gift. The first students was little Timmy and his dad owned a Candy Store. Timmy walked up to his teacher and handed her a nice little gift wrapped box. The teacher thanked the student and told him, she wanted to see if she could guess what was in the box. The little boy excitedly agreed and after about twenty second…

A teacher at an international school... asks her class what their opinion is on giving food to people in other countries. The Jewish kid asks ""What is giving?"" The African kid asks ""What is food?"" The Chinese kid asks ""What is my opinion?"" And the American kid asks ""What are other countries?""