A rabbi walks into a Chinese bar ...and orders a beer. He chugs it, leans over the counter, and punches the bartender on the nose, saying ""That was for Pearl Harbor!"" The bartender is furious. ""Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese, you idiot! I'm Chinese!"" The rabbi shrugs. ""Ach, Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference? Come on, I'll buy you a drink to make up for it."" The bartender nods assent and produces two more beers. He downs his in one gulp, then leans over and punches the rabbi in …

A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench... After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk. "What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head. "That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk. "Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return. "Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave. The …

God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism.