Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying he was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and asked for his mother to have a talk with him. So his mother takes him quietly by the hand, upstairs to the bedroom. ""First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse"" she said to Johnny. So he unbuttons the blouse and takes it off. ""Now, take off my skirt"", and he takes off her skirt. ""Now, take off my bra and panties."" Johnny finishes removing them and his mother says ""Johnny, please don't wear my clothes to school anymore.""