If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose... would you go to lunch or a movie?#Lawyer#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
3:Mommy why do I have to wear a coat, it's not that cold out!? Me:So other Moms don't judge me and talk shit, Buddy.#Buddy#Lawyer#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Texts from mom: Thanks to the supreme court, now it's not just women who won't marry you.#Lawyer#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Judge:"Since we can't prove who's baby it is we will ... cut the baby in half Worm Mom 1:"Sure Worm Mom 2 :"Ya do it.#Lawyer#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law.#Lawyer#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp