Tatoos of Elvis A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a picture of Elvis be tattooed high up on her left thigh. The tattoo guy complies, but when he's done, the woman looks at the result and says ""That doesn't look like Elvis at all!"" The guy says, ""I can't do anything to remove it, but I could try again on the other thigh"". The woman agrees, but when all is done, she thinks that the new tattoo looks nothing like Elvis, either and refuses to pay. The tattoo artist makes a proposal, …

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