What do Chinos say when you take them off? **CIAOSERS!** This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a ""pioneer"" for them: http://www.ctshirts.co.uk/Mens-chinos?cnt=guide-to-mens-chinos Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.