Turkey bacon is a lot like normal bacon except that IT'S NOT AND IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO HELL, WHERE IT CAME FROM.

I shot my first turkey today... ..It sure scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section

Hell of a way Americans celebrate thanksgiving. ""Turkey shoots down Russian fighter jet""

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.