Two blonde women renovating a house... There are 2 blonde women that decide to buy and renovate a house. The 1st thing they decide is to replace the vinyl siding. So they're working away and the 1st is watching the other and notices that she takes nail out of her tool belt, looks at it, uses it to nail up the siding, takes another nail out, looks at it, throws it over her shoulder, takes another nail out, looks at it, nails up the siding, and this goes on for a little while and finally the 1st blonde can't take it anymore and has to ask. ""Hey, why do you take some nails out and use them and others you throw over your shoulder?"" The 2nd blonde says, ""oh, that's easy. I take a nail out, and if it's facing the house, it's good and I use it. If I take it out and it's facing me, it's defective, so I throw it away."" The 1st blonde responds, ""OMG, you're such an idiot! If you take a nail out and it's facing you it doesn't mean it's defective!!! It means it's for the other side of the house...MORON!!!""