Two guys are on their last tour of Iraq, and they get to talking and start divulging some personal information about each other. One guy is from Long Island, and his mate is from Sacramento. Spending as much time together as they did they started to become really close. One day the guy from Long Island was showing his mate some pictures of a boy that him and his wife adopted. ""We couldn't conceive because my wife had cervical cancer in her early twenties, and it took us four years but we finall…

An optometrist was preparing an arranged marriage... An optometrist was preparing an arranged marriage for his 18 year old daughter and needed to find a suitable husband. His daughter was extremely beautiful and has had many men across the world ask for her hand in marriage and her father began seeing which of these men would suit her. After searching for a month, the optometrist had finally narrowed it down to two me who he thought could take care of his daughter. The first man's name was Juan …

Juan Carlos was born in 1974, in Pamplona, Spain. He was born in a theater, and as so gravitated to drama and the arts naturally. He had a talent for any performance, and he got straight A's in his drama grading. He went on to study at a prestigious college (and drop out for an art school) and later became a famous actor at Hollywood. One day, his son drowned at a sailing accident. Juan's wife committed suicide from the trauma and shock. Juan just couldn't take it, he retired from the movie busi…

Mother adopts Mexican twins A mother and her husband adopted two twins from Mexico. Their names were Juan and Jamal. They lived a happy good life until the boys grew up to be 18 and decided to move out. After they moved away the husband heard the wife crying and he asked what was wrong. She said ""My two babies just left for the first time and one said he would never visit again"" the husband is completely shocked so asks what one will visit the wife says ""Juan will visit"" ""oh that's a relief…