3rd Grade Math, Little Johnny is on point! So a teacher is teaching a 3rd grade math class and asks the class, ""If three birds are sitting on a wire, and a hunter shoots one, how many are left?"". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teach says ""yes little Johnny"". Little Johnny answers with ""zero"". The teacher says, ""No little Johnny I'll ask again, If three birds are sitting on a wire, and a hunter shoots one, how many are left"". Little Johnny thinks for a couple seconds and says, ""yes, zero is the answer"". The teacher says ""no little Johnny I'll ask one more time"", if three birds are sitting on a wire, and a hunter shoots one, how many are left?"". Little Johnny answers quickly, ""I'm telling you teacher the answer is zero"". She asks little Johnny how he came up with that answer, he says, ""Because as soon as the hunter shoots one, the other two are going to fly away"". The teacher says, ""that's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think!"". Little Johnny asks the teacher if he could as her a question and she responds with sure. Little Johnny asks, ""If three woman are sitting on a park bench eating Popsicle's, and one is licking a Popsicle, one is sucking a Popsicle, and one is biting a Popsicle, how do you know which one is married?"". The teacher gets all red in the face and answers with, ""The one sucking the Popsicle?"". Little Johnny answers with, ""No, it's the one with the wedding ring...but I like the way you think!""