Sarah Palin went Moose Hunting. It was a cold day in B.F.E, Alaska and Sarah Palin decided it was a perfect day to go moose hunting. The snow was fresh, making it easy to track the giant beasts if she were to be lucky enough to see one. She loaded up her snowmobile early in the morning, just before the sun rose. A couple miles into the trip, her snowmobile sputtered to a halt. Trying everything she could to get it going again, with zero luck and no cell phone reception, she gave up and decided t…

A penguin grows tired of the cold winters in Alaska... So he buys a used Corvette and heads south for warmer weather. About five hundred miles into the trip the Corvette starts to overheat. He stops in a small town and finds a mechanic to get the issue fixed. The mechanic says he is not going to be able to look at the car for an hour, so the Penguin asks him if there is any place to eat while he waits. The mechanic says there is a great fish and chips right around the corner. So, the penguin…

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever