My mind's telling me "No!" But my body, my body's telling me "There's that chicken salad in the fridge."

The truck in front of me is hauling a fridge. Freezer just flew open and a chicken nugget hit my windshield. Day. Made.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? In the fridge where you left it! (No offense, just a joke!)

How do you put elephant in the fridge? - Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.