😄 One time I fell asleep on a pile of change. When I woke up, my face looked like Mount Rushmore. (Thi...

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One time I fell asleep on a pile of change. When I woke up, my face looked like Mount Rushmore. (This isn't so much a joke as just something that happened.)

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