I was at a football game. Sold out stadium, but the guy next to me had an empty seat next to himself... ...As the game wore on, I asked him ""Who's seat is that?"" He looked at me sadly and said ""That was my wife's seat but she passed away."" ""I'm sorry to hear that."" I replied. ""You don't have any other family that might want to come to the game with you?"" He shook his head and said ""Nah... they're all at the funeral""