Ten years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, ""Why am I here?""... (It's not in bad taste.) After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, ""Why am I here? Certainly I've changed the world for the better through an innovative technological revolution."" ""That's quite true,"" says Satan. ""You belong 'upstairs' and I'm only borrowing you for a few days. But see, whenever new evil-doers land in hell, they're presented with a brand new 17 inch MacBook Pro with quad-co…

Got any Steve Jobs pun/jokes? I'll start 1. They took err Jobs! 2. His death was App-alling 3. Windows may get viruses, but at least they don't get cancer 4. I tried to apply for a job at Apple. The clerk told me there were no Jobs there. 5. These are rumours. He will be back in 6 months time slimmer, faster and in a 128gb model. 6. Two tumors are talking one of them says ""we should get Jobs"" 7. A lot of hipsters are gonna get back into Apple because Steve Jobs is gonna be way underground. 8. …

so apparently there isnt an app for pancreatic cancer. Ironic that something abbreviated PC killed Steve Jobs, does anyone think his funeral will be a flash affair?