Got any Steve Jobs pun/jokes? I'll start 1. They took err Jobs! 2. His death was App-alling 3. Windows may get viruses, but at least they don't get cancer 4. I tried to apply for a job at Apple. The clerk told me there were no Jobs there. 5. These are rumours. He will be back in 6 months time slimmer, faster and in a 128gb model. 6. Two tumors are talking one of them says ""we should get Jobs"" 7. A lot of hipsters are gonna get back into Apple because Steve Jobs is gonna be way underground. 8. …

"..,you will die in seven days" *creepy voice on the phone* Me; "new phone, who dis?"

Phone rang for the 1st time in 4 months. My reaction was similar to finding a dead mouse on my porch. I circled it & poked it with a stick.

Me: Hi Kid: M: Still? It's been a week K: YOUR FIRST INSTINCT DURING A CAR ACCIDENT WAS TO PROTECT YOUR PHONE! M: You didn't die. Calm down.