a man finds a genie lamp and the genie says I will grant you one wish... The man thinks for a moment, and says, I'd like for you to build a road from my house to Hawaii, because I've always wanted to go there, but I don't like boats or planes, I'd just rather drive. The genie replies, ""that would be impossible... There is no way an over water road could be built that long, and with the ocean currents and severe weather it would just be simply impossible... You will have to wish for something else"" The man thinks about this and finally says ""Ok, I guess you're right... Well, I've always had trouble understanding women, could you make it so I can understand women?"" The genie replies ""Did you want that road to Hawaii to be one lane or two?""