The wife convinced me into taking her to Hawaii if she lost 20 pounds. You'd be surprised how many M&M's someone can swallow in their sleep.

[looking at pics] Where's that? -Hawaii Where's that? -Jamaica Daddy where was I? -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'?

When Gwen Stefani goes to Hawaii I bet she aint no mahaloback girl either.

It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii