My Father-In-Law ,who is turning 90, told me this joke. I couldn't believe it. A girl was picking fruit in an orchard. The fruit she wanted was so high up she need to climb a ladder to get it. Because the ladder was not steady she asked a man if he would be a gentleman and brace the ladder while she climbed it, and he agreed. When she made it to the top she looked down and the man was looking up her skirt. She shouted to him ""I thought you were a gentleman!"" The man responded ""And I thought you were a blonde!""