The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. ""It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels."" He said. ""Impressive,"" said the manager. The man is given another. ""Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats."" The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. ""It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!""