I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content

Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.

Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...

The airline managed to lose the in-laws luggage, but not the in-laws. *sigh*