Little Johnny was reading a book in his class when his teacher came up to him and said ""Johnny if there were five birds and I shot one of them how many birds would be left"" Johnny replied ""None, the others would fly away"" the teacher said ""the answer is four but I like the way your thinking "" so Johnny said ""If there were three women eating an Ice cream cone, one was sucking the cone , one was biting the cone and one was licking the cone which one is married?"" the teacher nervously replied "" I guess the one sucking it"" Johnny replied ""Wrong, it's the one wearing the wedding ring but I like the way you're thinking""