I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said ""stop! don't do it!"" ""Why shouldn't I?"" he said. I said, ""Well, there's so much to live for!"" He said, ""Like what?"" I said, ""Well...are you religious or atheist?"" He said, ""Religious."" I said, ""Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?"" He said, ""Christian."" I said, ""Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"" He said, ""Protestant."" I said, ""Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?"" He said, ""Baptist!"" I said, ""Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?"" He said, ""Baptist church of god!"" I said, ""Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?"" He said, ""Reformed baptist church of god!"" I said, ""Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?"" He said, ""Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"" I said, ""Die, heretic scum"", and pushed him off. *-Emo Phillips*