A tourist travels through Mexico... and is looking for an authentic experience, so he seeks to buy a donkey to ride on from a small village. He finds a local man with an ass and says ""I'd like to buy your donkey for 50 bucks"". The local replies, ""Cincuenta dolares?! But he no look too good"". ""Looks fine to me"" says the gringo and pays the 50 and takes off. After five minutes on the donkey the American becomes helpless to the animal constantly falling over and running in the wrong direction. He quickly dismounts and returns the donkey to the local. ""You ripped me off. I could swear this donkey is blind!"" complained the American. ""I tell to you before, he no look too good.""