So it's legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone's face until they die? Ugh, government

Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.

Congress just passed a bill that makes it legal to murder those friends who respond to a text by calling you.

Mainstream Media: Obama signs repeal of DADT. Fox News: Foreigner masquerading as President admits he's gay.