A rottweiler, a poodle, and a german shepherd are sitting at the vet... The German shepherd turns to the poodle. ""So, why are you here?"" The poodle hangs his head. ""My master left me in the house for a whole day, so I couldn't help it, I had to go on the floor! He's kind of a prick, so he's putting me down."" The two other dogs shake their heads. The poodle asks the rottweiler, ""How about you, why are you here?"" The rottweiler grunts. ""My master's got a five year old boy. He kept pulling my tail and my ears, so I nipped at him. Now I'm being put down."" He looks to the German Shepherd, ""How bout you?"" ""Oh, well, ok, my master is a hot college girl. Now, I'm not fixed, and I haven't been around any bitches lately, so one day she's in the shower, and well, my animal instincts take over. Couldn't help myself, just went to town."" The rottweiler shakes his head. ""So you're here to be put down too, then."" ""What? Oh, no. I'm getting my nails trimmed.""