In Louisville, KY where bars are open till 4 am. Here's my slogan for them: "Get upchucky in Kentucky."

No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss.

So my science teacher started class today with ""Relative Dating....."" It's like prom night in Kentucky.

Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!