A man is sitting on an airplane... and one of the flight attendants takes his drink order and comes back promptly with a coke and some peanuts. As he's sitting there sipping his drink and looking out the window, he hears a chorus of tiny voices: ""*hey man, nice tie!*"" Puzzled, he looks around a bit, fails to locate the source of the interjection, and goes back to drinking his coke. Again, he hears the voices, faint but certain: ""*ya bro, you're really looking good today. have you been working out*?"" At this point, he gets a little bit freaked out and calls the flight attendant over. He asks her if she has any idea where the voices are coming from, to which she replies: ""Sir, its your peanuts -- they're complimentary!""
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Joke ID:
01KKTNGVPASB335Q4AVSSD2EHD