So there's a huge pigeon problem in Arizona... There are pigeons and pigeon shit all over cars roads, sidewalks, everywhere. A citizen has a meeting with the state guy in charge of fixing the problem, and says ""hey man, I can fix this easily, and I'll do it for free. The only thing I ask is that nobody asks me any questions, or I get a million dollars.."" The state guy says, ""OK. Let's do it."" The citizen sticks his arm out, and suddenly a brilliantly blue pigeon lands on his arm, then flies straight up and starts all the pigeons in a huge swarm that enveloped the sky. The blue pigeon flies away, and all the others follow, never to be seen again. State guy says, ""Wow, that was amazing. Thank you so much. I know I'm not supposed to ask you any questions, but, I have a million dollars to spare and I have one for you."" Citizen replies, ""OK, shoot."" State guy asks, ""Where can I find a blue Mexican at?""