Best hunting trip ever Leroy, Clem and Earl were spending a long weekend deer hunting. They got far out into the woods and had a disagreement about where they would hunt. Finally Leroy tells Clem and Earl, ""Well I got a cabin over yonder on that ridge so why don't you guys go where you want, I'll stay around my cabin and you come get me when you're ready to go back home."" They said ""OK"" and everyone went their separate ways. Monday rolls around and when Clem and Earl get to Leroy's cabin they all start telling each other about their successful hunts. Once Clem and Earl finished bragging about the nice bucks they each got Earl asks Leroy, ""So how did you do?"" Leroy laughed and said, ""Well, you guys are never gonna believe this! I went up that hill over yonder by the railroad tracks looking for deer and you know what I found on the tracks?"" Clem and Earl both say, ""What?! Tell us!"" Leroy gave them a sly grin and said, ""Boys, I found a *NEKKID WOMAN* up over there!"" In shock, Clem asked, ""Well what did you do?"" Leroy says, ""What do you think I did? I brought her back here and got laid!"" Clem and Earl both got really stoked and started asking Leroy a bunch of questions. Clem asked him, ""How was it?"" Beaming, Leroy replied, ""Great!"" Earl said, ""Was she wild?"" Leroy shook his head and said, ""No, not really but it was still good."" Then Clem said, ""Did she give you head?"" With a shrug Leroy said, ""No, I guess the train must-a squished it.""