Three salty sailors... ...Become shipwrecked and found themselves on an abandoned island. They all start by immediately trying to build a shelter for the night when they were suddenly captured by a clan of pygmy cannibals. The head pygmy shaman stated to the 3 sailors that they had to go out and forage for 10 fruits or berries of the same kind or else they would kill them and eat them. Hastily the 3 men set out to find they shaman his fruits and berries. The first sailor shows back up with 10 ap…

Joe goes down to the docks...(long) ... to look for a job. He sees three old sailors sitting on a bench in front of a large ship, having a conversation. As Joe walks past to them, he hears what they're saying. - Number four! says the first sailor, and the other two starts to laugh. - Number six! says the second one with a giggle, and the other two starts to laugh. Joe is a little bit confused, so he walks up to them and asks: - Hey! I heard what you were talking about, and I have to ask, what's…

Two sailors on shore leave were walking down the street when they noticed a beautiful blonde. The first sailor asked his friend: "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" "Yes, I have," said the second sailor A little further on, they spotted a gorgeous brunette. "Have you ever slept with a brunette?" asked the first sailor. "Yes, I have," said the second sailor. A few hundred yards further on, they saw a stunning redhead. "Have you ever slept with a redhead, then?" asked the first sailor. "Not a win…

Two Russian sailors decide to quit drinking, but they still have a bottle of vodka left, and they refuse to let it go to waste, so one says:" Anatoli, i shall hold the bottle in one hand behind my back, if you can guess which one, we will drink it, if not, i will throw it overboard." They agree on this. The first sailor hides the bottle, the second guesses:"Left!" "Keep guessing, Anatoli, keep guessing."