A Horrible Joke Credit where credit is due: http://www.writepop.com/humor/a-horrible-joke (this is not mine) Two sailors wake up in bed covered in bug bites. The first sailor says, ""We must have bed bugs!"" The second sailor says, ""No, these are flea bites!"" The first sailor says, ""These are obviously bed bug bites."" The sailors argue back and forth, getting louder and louder, until they wake up the captain. The captain comes in and says, ""You're just arguing seaman ticks.""

Three salty sailors... ...Become shipwrecked and found themselves on an abandoned island. They all start by immediately trying to build a shelter for the night when they were suddenly captured by a clan of pygmy cannibals. The head pygmy shaman stated to the 3 sailors that they had to go out and forage for 10 fruits or berries of the same kind or else they would kill them and eat them. Hastily the 3 men set out to find they shaman his fruits and berries. The first sailor shows back up with 10 ap…

Joe goes down to the docks...(long) ... to look for a job. He sees three old sailors sitting on a bench in front of a large ship, having a conversation. As Joe walks past to them, he hears what they're saying. - Number four! says the first sailor, and the other two starts to laugh. - Number six! says the second one with a giggle, and the other two starts to laugh. Joe is a little bit confused, so he walks up to them and asks: - Hey! I heard what you were talking about, and I have to ask, what's…

Two sailors on shore leave were walking down the street when they noticed a beautiful blonde. The first sailor asked his friend: "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" "Yes, I have," said the second sailor A little further on, they spotted a gorgeous brunette. "Have you ever slept with a brunette?" asked the first sailor. "Yes, I have," said the second sailor. A few hundred yards further on, they saw a stunning redhead. "Have you ever slept with a redhead, then?" asked the first sailor. "Not a win…